Lord of the shambolic dance

January 28, 2019

I am lord of the dance!

Cried Farage

as he waltzed into Strasbourg

and dragged Britain out.

 

I am the wide mouthed frog!

Cried Cameron,

lord of the flies,

mouth full of piggy.

 

I am the lord of the pies!

Cried BoJo,

scratching at porkies

in a world full of fibs.

 

I am irrelevant!

Cried Crobyn,

missing the point,

missing the chance.

 

I am lord of the rings!

Cried May,

wishing she could disappear,

Gollum teetering on the edge.

 

 

 

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