August 14, 2018

There once was a sombre sombrero

who sulked at his molten Solero.

He tried to be brave

but went to his grave

Wishing that governments would

actually attempt to ameliorate

this perpetual farce.

August 12, 2018

If everybody farts all at once

do we all like the smell?

August 12, 2018

I've got the blues

reading the news.

Climate dues,

plastic accrues,

Brexit rues,

headache ensues.

Hangover due,

nothing new.

August 12, 2018

Between the mountain and the sea,
A city emerges,
To the samba beat,
Which builds as the waves
Lap along the Copacabana shore;
Clapping along with the rhythm,
They rap on the door

Of the House of Carijó.

Caipirinha in hands outstretched
In a fine Brazilian w...

August 9, 2018

Boris is a berk?
Well I never.

Boris a Nazi?
Not even slightly.

Bring balaclavas back?
Northern Ireland stylie.

Pints of Guinness all around,
Boris stands his ground.

Well I never,
Boris is a berk.

Boris a Nazi?
Not even slightly.

August 9, 2018

Us… and them.

As Pink Floyd said, after all,

We’re all just ordinary men

And women.

The media paints a picture

Of right versus left,

Black versus white,

Rich versus poor,

Humble versus might.

But a tinted lens

Blocks out shades of light

That might cast doubt

On crystal clear asser...

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